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CDC Blames Bath & Body Works for Recent ‘Zombie’ Attack

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TAMPA,FL—After analyzing the recent attack of a young girl at a Bath & Body Works store, scientists have now theorized that food-scented cosmetics could be creating dangerous associations between food and the human body. The 12-year-old victim, Mandy Smith, was sampling new lotions at the Bath & Body Works in the International Mall when she…