Movie Review

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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I think, hands down, that THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG is the most inventive of Peter Jackson’s films yet. To see this movie, I must go back to the simple criteria that, if you are ok with seeing a movie with elves and swords, with dragons and dwarfs, this won’t let you down. But…

MOVIES FOR MEN: Sleepless in Seattle (Really)

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Introduction Alright fellas, here’s the deal, there are some movies that “men” and “dudes” have denied themselves for far too long. With my easy, one-internet-click guide I hope to make even the most macho of muchachos able to enjoy a so-called “chickflick.” And more specifically, Nora Ephron’s lovely gem of a rom-com “Sleepless in Seattle.…

Movie Review: The World’s End

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    BOTTOM LINE: If you could see only one movie this year, THIS IS IT. (And this begs some questions. . . Why can you only see one movie this year? If it’s financial then perhaps you should skip it all together and buy two burritos from the stand off Myrtle-Wyckoff?) Gary never actually…

Movie Review: Pacific Rim

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BOTTOM LINE: If you want to see a movie about giant mechs fighting giant bug/dinosaur/aliens, then you will not be disappointed. The Kaijus, colossal pre-historic beasts, have found a way to transport through a portal in the Pacific Ocean to scout, and ultimately rule, the planet Earth. In response, the world has culled their resources…

Movie Review: The Heat

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BOTTOM LINE: Take or leave this one, unless you got some extra cash or love Melissa McCarthy. Otherwise, let’s hope “The Heat 2” makes good on the promise this one shows. “The Heat” has been out in theaters for a bit, and I’m sure most of you who wanted to see this already have, but I decided…

Movie Review: We’re The Millers

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BOTTOMLINE: Don’t be a hater – go see this. We’re The Millers Rated R, 1h40m runtime Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber I tend to be a skeptic when it comes to movies – especially studio comedies. When I saw the trailer for “We’re The Millers” I thought, gee, this looks like a movie full of…